plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thats crazy

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

dollarsign:

what’s a kiss without a little booty grabbing?

llmns