pleatedjeans:

Who is this guy? What is he doing? Tell me your secrets. [x]

markieramone:

just choked on my tea, thanks

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

denchgang:

urtube:

denchgang:

me holding my newborn son: stupid virgin 

Just like his father :)

rethink that burn 

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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