plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality