supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡


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recoup:

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good


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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

llmns